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Did you calculate the circumference when you threw that ass in a circle?

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Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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"My dream was not to get a day job but to sleep, wake up and do my music. I want to keep that dream forever."

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Bruno Mars leaving LAX 11.26.13

Someone told me something that stuck with me: 'You have to envision your life, and then go backwards.’ I’ve been living by that motto for a while, so I see where I need to be. Now I’m just backtracking and trying to get back up there.
dre: dont take shit from anyone gina, not even bruno mars.
me: really? not even bruno?
dre: no, i take that back. if bruno tells you to do something, you do it because he is daddy.

smallbabybitch:

For all you hella cool bloggers that I just happen to follow, this is for you! I follow many different people of many fandoms, so just scroll and check out these people and there awesome blogs! If you are on this please like\reblog because I worked hard on this and It’s rude not to do so. (friends are bolded) 

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Thank you for making my dash beautiful! <3

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reggaemars: jazz fab u so fab hi ilysm ik u don't like it when ppl call u jazz but ur mah fraaaannnn hi yes 

Lmaooo Rebecca ily don’t even worry about it boo acsgshshhshs

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Bruno Mars + social medias/websites (insp)

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bmars-news:

29/08/2014: Bruno & The Hooligans perform @ the Curaçao North Sea Jazz Festival (Credit:@heyyitsaimee)

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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 Fellas, I’m ready to get up and do my thing

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To me, nothing is more important than making people happy, giving them a release from their problems and worries, helping to lighten their load. I want them to walk away from a performance I’ve done, saying, “That was great. I want to go back again. I had a great time.” To me, that’s what it’s all about. That’s wonderful.” 

-Michael Jackson (Happy Birthday!! 08/29/58)

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